Turning 35 is a big deal, especially since so much has changed since my last big birthday. Today I’m sharing 35 things I’ve learned in 35 years.
I’ve learned a lot in my time so far on this Earth. However, the bulk of my most mind-blowing realizations may have occurred in the last 365 days. Life can change drastically in a split second and I’ve been challenged in ways I could not anticipate. In honor of turning 35, a number that seems intimidating, I’m sharing everything I’ve learned in 35 years.

35 Things I’ve Learned in 35 years
- I always thought ‘basement’ was a favorite smell of mine – but not all basements smell good.
- Tanning beds are the worst invention ever.
- If a pregnancy test reads “ON” it’s upside down… not positive.
- Pizza topped with salad and homemade creamy italian dressing is one of the best combinations ever.
- There is no reason to rush through a holiday, or from one to the next… except New Year’s Eve.
- Always carry a sharp pair of tweezers in your makeup bag because men aren’t the only ones who grow chin hairs.
- You’re never too old to take a dance class.
- You can be too old to take shots at the bar.
- Swinging on the swings at the park is not fun or cute – it just makes you nauseous.
- The reason grass always itches my legs is because I’m actually allergic to four different kinds.
- Lots of people have mice in their homes – including us – and while it isn’t normal, it also doesn’t mean you’re messy. Mice just find their way in.
- Make peace with your past, especially the stuff that hurts.
- Eyebrow pencils should be used responsibly.
- Always triple check the driveway before backing up the car. RIP Scooter.
- Running is not, and will never be, enjoyable if it’s done alone.
- Rap music boosts my mood.
- Christmas music boosts my mood.
- I love cereal but it always gives me a stomachache. So it’s best to stay away from cereal.
- Invest in the following: a good pair of pajamas, slippers, blanket, and a wine glass.
- It’s really hard to be a stomach sleeper if you ever get pregnant or have facial surgery.
- I will never be able to paint my left hand with nail polish.
- I forgive too easily.
- I don’t care which way the toilet paper roll goes on the holder.
- Quarantine for 50+ days is not fun, no matter how you spin it.
- Be kind, but not to everyone. Some people don’t deserve your kindness.
- The only way to get through a difficult time is to focus on what you can control.
- You can’t control everything.
- Starting my day with hot water and lemon does wonders for your body.
- Always wait at least 5 minutes to take a sip of freshly brewed tea or coffee. Then test the temperature with your finger – NEVER GO IN BLIND.
- Form your own opinions about people … and books. Never judge a person, place, or thing by its cover.
- Everyone makes mistakes and asks stupid questions. It’s okay to not know it all.
- Car batteries die easily…. and quickly if you leave your car lights on.
- Think before you speak when you’re giving a command to a toddler. Or your shirt and phone may end up in the toilet.
- Look for crayons in the dirty laundry basket before tossing in the entire load. Crayons ruin everything.
- Also look for chapstick while doing laundry. That stuff doesn’t come out.

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